itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

(via cold-iced-beverage)

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zackisontumblr:

captainoftoast:

Zack is literally the gayest gay to ever gay gay gay gay

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toxic-ponies:

omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg

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the-yolocaust:

the-yolocaust:

has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly

i now know why

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lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

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maclonna:

keeping up with

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iamtonysexual:

dulect:

remember this annoying thing?

remember when

(via wigglemytuff)

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foodtrucker:

when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before

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